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Best communication From LeCheat March 7th 2005: Missing equipment. Mr Commish, unfortunately, immediately after my series with the Rogues, it became clear that my 20 sider (which I acquired in an early season trade from the Rogues) was missing. It had of course done huge damage against Mr Todd all evening, turning his 1st place club into common roguekill!!! This is not the first time that the Harpoons have lost a 20-sider....a few years back Thirsty Rod returned one to me at christmas (all wrapped), that had somehow fallen into his bat collection....by mistake of course. Therefore one cannot blame LeCheat for thinking that maybe Mr Todd (the roguest of rogues) had pilfered the ''precious'' 20 sider. Of course Mr Todd denied, denied and denied again!!! He did say that he saw it on the table and tossed it in the corner. He then offered to have me frisk him which I regrettably accepted!!! After a quick yet thorough inspection and finding nothing, it was cavity time. Mr Todd got into position quickly (a position he was obviously quite familiar with), and I doned my latex gloves, placed a clothes pin over my nose and said a quick prayer. Lubrication wasn't necessary as he had just finished clearing my fridge out of the Molsons I had, and we all know what Moley's can do to an asshole!!! In I went!!! Feckin gross! And Toddy's moaning like he likes it!! I'm out!!! What's this??? Three used condoms and a molson beer cap?!? Mr commish...he drank da caps with da beer!!! Unfeckin believable. But no missing 20 sider could be found. I of course apologized for accusing him and we awkwardly shook hands and he left....with my 20 sider no doubt!!! It is time to take a stand Mr Commish. I am demanding that Mr Todd return my ''precious'' immediately, or there could very well be retaliation. Thank you Most Honourable One, Le Cheaterboy
Answer from JT March 8th 2005 Yeah I gots t'it. It was easy really; while the famed Babs Hornycheats was greedily blasting my beloved, I ''accidently'' fed the 20 sider to vaseline breath, the ugly barking thingamagig that we all appreciate so much. Don't worry fluffy, one day you might grow into a real dog and your master will stop sticking his foot up your ass mistaking you for his slipper. No wonder your such an angry beast of burden...that smell, yuk. I suggest, when you go out walking your doggy; (by the way it doesn't need a sweater....it has feckin fur esty!!!) bring along your pooper scooper and collect the bars the barking wonder will leave behind. After a few ''outings'', you should find the precious. 20 sider.....2 bucks, case of beer.....30 bucks, strato cards....70 bucks, getting LeCheat on all fours and searching like a madman under the bed, behind the cabinets, in every corner of the house with his ass crack sticking out....priceless! JT |
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